Welcome to the Billy Blog! Can you stand it? I know you are just about to tinkle in your panties. I get it. I totally understand it. I’m there with you. So, let’s pull ourselves together and take a deep breath and move on. After all this time of designing this, picking my themes, figuring out the widgets, I have nothing to write. How funny is that?

So I guess I will begin with who I am…I’m Billy! My life is pretty grand but also pretty bland. I have a partner of several years (Joe) and we have a lovely dog-ter (Olivia or O). Who is a very prissy Boston Terrier.

Here we are on our first day with O nearly 3-years ago (FYI-I’m no longer fat–It was all baby weight!):

Joe, O, and I have a really grand life here in Ithaca. So grand that we have to get to the city at least one weekend every month or so. Joe has been going to NYC for work but I’ve been staying home and being a good wife…That’s about over. We are going in March and we are charging it to the “Man!”

Although the first week of March we are going to Disney! How gay are we–right? It really has to be one of the gayest places I have ever been. All those boys they have working there, running around in tights pretending to be Prince Charming…They’re all MO’s. I can’t wait!!!!!!

For Christmas Joe surprised me with a trip to Florida…Not so much for me, but an excuse for him to get out of the cold. Although, I’m pretty excited. So we are going to Disney for a couple days and then going to see the in-laws at the beach on the Gulf Coast. PERFECT! Although O has to stay home, our fab friend Kim is going to watch her.

That’s a beginning…Bye Bitches!

xoxoxo-Billy

(Totally gay right?)